Fidelity

Imagine me in the gym biking…listening to my ipod. 

Some random Lebanese chick is on the bike next to me. I burst out laughing [seemingly] out of nowhere. How embarrassing. I was listening to Mark Driscoll’s sermon about Jesus healing on the Sabbath. He was talking about the Pharisees and how they interacted with Jesus. They tested Him and tried to make Him look bad. Driscoll goes, “How come they didn’t ask Jesus questions like, “Hey Jesus, what was it like to water ski without a boat?” or “So…Jesus, you fed 5,000 with some kid’s lunchable. What was that like?!” lol so funny! 

Then I was doing abs or something and there were like 3 chicks next to me when I burst out laughing again. Ah! I can’t help it he’s so funny! What the heck I am laughing about it now! ok so this time Driscoll was talking about how the Pharisees invited Jesus over for a meal on the Sabbath. But they were only doing it to test Him. They brought in a man with Dropsy to see if Jesus would heal him so that they could rebuke Him after doing a miracle on the Sabbath. Driscoll then explains what he imagines the Pharisees’ conversation with the man with Dropsy might have been like before Jesus got there. Oh and Driscoll names the man “Dropsy-Dan” lol. “So Dropsy-Dan if you could just sit there and look like you’re in a lot of pain, like you are miserable etc. Maybe moan or something. like DURRRR” hahaha Driscoll actually was like “DUURR” Working out has never been more enjoyable. I thought it was hilarious, but don’t take it from me you should listen to Driscoll’s sermon on Jesus healing on the Sabbath.